Friday, 4 September 2020

The Art of Bugger All

That arrow is pointing at us!
There are times when your travelling when your just killing time for a few days or a week where you don’t unhitch the van and practice the art of doing bugger all. This was the case as we travelled south for seven nights to meet up with friends at Mingenew Caravan Park. Three nights at Galena Bridge free camp and two nights at Ellendale Pool were spent refining our “Art of Bugger All” techniques.





Doing “bugger all” is not for everyone as it takes time to get used to slowing down to a bugger all pace. 

Nothing happening here!

A typical day looks like:

Hake a cup of tea/coffee in bed, have a second cup of tea/coffee in bed, align the solar panels towards the sun, have breakfast, take the faithful hound for a long walk, drag back some wood you found on the walk,  re-align the solar panels, get the chain saw out and cut up the wood, have you seen the dog?, sharpen the chain saw, cup of tea dear?, where’s that dog?, read the book I found in the last laundry we were at,  re-align the solar panels, have lunch, have you seen that mongrel dog!, read my book, have a poppy nap, cup of tea dear?, take the hound for another long walk, did you see that blue wren?, align the solar panels, where is that bloody dog!, read my book, that duck has eleven ducklings, here dog here dog, check out the swans and four cygnets, re-align the solar panels, yak to the old fella in the next van, get home dog!, cup of tea dear?, what’s for dinner, get the fire ready to light, re-align the solar panels, have a one minute shower, tie that bloody dog up!, open that first cold beer, light the fire, get thrashed at Yahtzee again, more beer, cook dinner, wash-up, take the faithful hound for its last walk for the day, cup of tea dear?, read my book in bed, get off my bed dog!, same stuff tomorrow.

Time to move those solar panels

Sorry for rambling on but we are at Ellendale Pool doing bugger all!

Short video is HERE


4 comments:

CJ said...

I'd love 2 b doing bugger all x

Unknown said...

I could do bugger all might be good at that

Unknown said...

We are doing buggar all at home in Vic. Would much prefer to be doing it your way

The Experiment said...

Thinking your lucky Mad Dog Molly can’t talk Would like to hear real version off who walks who and who gets lost