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Breakfast is served |
Our first camp on the Murray River was at Psyche Bends (no
not Psycho!) just outside of Mildura. Nice free camp between Kings Billabong
and the river Murray with a table and fireplace for each caravan site.
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Sunrise over our camp |
It was a
quiet and relaxing place where we could sit back watch the luxury houseboats
wander past and check out the birdlife that abounded along the river.
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Sunset over our camp |
Sadly no fishing at this camp as there was many warning
signs around the camp regarding a blue-green algae outbreak.
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Walked 4 klm - and no birds! |
Today
electric pumps keep the Billabong topped up to maintain the water levels
required to maintain the Billabongs and the vast array of flora and fauna that
the waterways support. There are numerous walks and drives thru the billabong
areas and Linda and I did a 4 klm return walk to one of several bird hides
around the billabongs.
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Birdless view from the hide |
Unfortunately the day we were there the birds were
hiding not us - but still a nice walk thru the red gum and black box forest.
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The River Queen |
No trip along the Murray is complete without doing at least
one paddle steamer trip so Linda and I booked a three hour dinner cruise.
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Night view of the Murray |
Carvery, sweets, live music and a flood-lit cruise along the Murray for
$60/head was pretty good value.
Whilst camping on the Murray I was struck down with a
mysterious ailment called MRM. I have attached an extract from the Mildura Post
which provides details regarding this serious ailment.
Mildura Post 11th May 2016 – Mr. Murray Cod reporting:
Doctors and scientists
along the Murray River between Mildura and Renmark are astounded regarding an
outbreak of what is being called the Murray River Malady (MRM). Symptoms
include an unexplained rapid weight gain, sore knees and an unquenchable
thirst. Doctors believe the malady is spread by Echidna fast anal respiratory
tension squirts (FARTS) and may have affected thousands of elderly folk and in
particular Grey Nomads who seem to be susceptible to MRM as they are found in
large numbers in free camps along the Murray River System. Although Echidna’s
are the prime suspect due to being carriers of FARTS the scientist also believe
that there could be viruses previously unknown to science living in the murky
Murray River depths. As these have not yet been scientifically classified they
have been given the code name XXXX and have been quarantined into yellow
aluminum cans. Many wives along the Murray River Basin have been inadvertently
affected with side effects of MRM with a related malady known as GOMYFB (get
off me you fat bastard).
The Mildura Post
recently interviewed Mr. Kerry Britton a Grey Nomad who has been stricken by
the malady. Mr. Britton was quoted as saying “despite being a healthy 80Kg and
running 10klm every morning before breakfast I suddenly was stricken with MRM.
I do recall one morning smelling FARTS and downing a few XXXX with lunch.
Within a few days I was over 99Kg and suffering sore knees. I knew that I would
soon be rooted although my wife complaining of GOMYFB soon put a stop to that
thought. Nothing seemed to relieve the symptoms and unquenchable thirst - until
scientists isolated an antibody found only in good red wine or occasional
bottles of Johnny Walker Red. This antibody has been identified as Preventative
Isotope Streptococci Strain (PISS). Mr. Britton stated that whilst being on the
PISS he has noticed a relief in the unquenchable thirst but so far nothing
seems to be curing the rapid weight gain, sore knees or his wife’s GOMYFB
symptoms”
There seemed to be
little hope for sufferers of MRM (except for the small relief of getting on the
PISS) until a recent medical breakthrough that was announced today. It seems
that Wombat Acquired Nocturnal Kudos
(WANKS) combats FARTS and reduces the occurrence of the serious side effects of
GOMYFB suffered by many wives after carriers of MRM have been on the PISS.